interesting subway rides?

okay so i should really start carrying around a camera with me...

but yesterday Annie (my roommate) and i took the subway to get our alien registration card (which actually took FOREVER. oh also while waiting for our number to get called, we got hit on by a 27 year old skinny white english professor. he invited us to his party on saturday. update on how that goes will probs come later haha) but yeah. on the subway we see this.. person.. annie's like oh look at that guy wearing a hot pink shirt. he's probably a b-boy (because my ultimate goal in korea is to find a korean b-boy boyfriend nbd.) and i'm like annie... that's a girl.. she has boobs. and the entire ride we're trying to figure out what gender this person was. person was wearing a hot pink baggy shirt with baggy jeans and boy sneakers. boy haircut. but carrying a tiny white puppy with a red collar... but when person stood up she def had boobs. so we decided that we just witnessed our first korean lesbian.

today i took the subway to go visit my grandmother. and i spotted my first korean school girl slut. most school girls here are pretty demure.. like long uniform skirts and such. but this girl. her skirt was hemmed suuuper high and tight. and her uniform blouse was skin tight and she had huge boobs. she walked around as if she owned the place. i laughed.

anyways. the weather is getting lots better. i'm not dripping in sweat every time i step outside..

OH. so annie and i decided to throw a floor party for the girls' wing cuz we wanted to get to know everyone. so we made these lovely flyers

so inviting right?? WE WERE OFFERING FREE PIZZA AND KOREAN FRIED CHICKEN. so we put them up before we went to get our alien registration cards and on our way back we're thinking omg my inbox is going to be exploded with emails!! i wonder how many people want to come! and we run into some guys in the lobby who are looking at the poster and we're like that's our party!! and they're all oh you should make it for the guys too! we really want to come it sounds like fun! and we're like haha yeah it's going to be a blast! so we get into our room and i check my email... i have ONE. FUCKING. RSVP. so we get pissed off and think we should make this party just for the guys and us since obviously the girls dont want to be social.. bitches.. but the girl who rsvp-ed was like maybe you should put up a sign up sheet because i think people are forgetting to email. so we graciously put up a sign up sheet next to the flyer when i left this morning.. i come back like 7 hours later. ONE FUCKING NAME on the rsvp list. ridiculous.